Chad Gillette always thought he was special. He had a certain air of superiority about him, as if he knew something the rest of the world didn't. As he grew older, that feeling became more pronounced. Then, one day, he "died," was "resurrected," and announced to anyone who would listen that he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

Most people dismissed his claims as the ravings of a madman, but a select few were drawn in by his charisma and confidence. They began to follow him, hanging on his every word and doing his bidding without question.

Due to his "Jesus complex," he has taken to expressing his opinion on this podcast, to the chagrin of everyone else.

   Max had always been a grump. Even in his youth, he was quick to find fault with the world around him. As he aged, this tendency only grew stronger, and by the time he reached his forties, Max had become a full-blown curmudgeon.

Surrounded by piles of newspapers, empty food containers, and various other bits of clutter, Max rarely ventures outside, except to visit the corner store for cigarettes and lottery tickets. He has no friends, and his only real interaction with the world comes from the television. Max is loud and obnoxious and frequently smells of alcohol and cigarettes. He isn't fit for modern times, and many people wonder how he manages to survive. He spends his days sitting in his armchair, smoking and complaining about the state of the world. He rants about politics, the economy, and the younger generation, whom he deems lazy and entitled.

 But one day, something happened. He started a Podcast with people just as awful as he was…..

Howard had always dreamed of working in media and finally landed his first job as an editor for a popular podcast. However, his clumsiness and slow learning abilities made it clear that he wasn't cut out for the job. Despite his best efforts, his mistakes became more costly, and the team let him go. 

But....we needed someone to get us coffee and beer, so we hired him.