S1 E1 Chad dies at the end....

One of our earliest podcasts (earlier ones coming soon), and the first with Brown, we go places no people should go. And then there is that Chad thing...

Transcript

Cold Open And Mic Mayhem

SPEAKER_02 0:04

Prepare yourself for some fucking creepiness. What time is it? I said it was full pelican. Time bitch. Yeah. Okay, hey, you can still zoom in the uh waveform and make it like visible same way. Your mouse is over there. Are you sure? Because you're groping around like a blind man in a in a brothel. Would it? That is you ended up on a thick black cylindrical object again. Yeah, it depends on the other. I don't know why you have such an affinity for these things, but I guess it's just nature. But nature is just oh give it thicker. Thicker, blacker. Just you know.

unknown 0:59

You're the worst.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

I'm the best. Let me get my cup holder before somebody talks about me.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

You mean coaster?

SPEAKER_02 1:07

Yeah, coasters are how civilized people have their beverages on table. Coasters anyway? Coasters? Mom? Uh yeah. Yep. Yep. We already went we already went down a long nasty road.

SPEAKER_05 1:33

Well, he was saying something about black things earlier.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

We missed it though.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Did we miss it though? We all have our mouths close to a black thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:46

So what you're saying is No. Yeah. We lost it. No, I didn't lose it. I thought I thought better of what I was going to say. Probably for the probably for the best.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

It was definitely for the betterment of everybody around us.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

Yes. Put your mouth on it.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

That is what you said earlier. There it is. There it is. Just put your mouth on the black object. That's what you said earlier.

SPEAKER_05 2:10

He's outside of his thimble regulation for the day.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Well, he's already had a drink of beer. I'm right above the label. He's gone. So I'm just getting started. So you like you like pineapple stuff, huh? Yeah. It's good. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

So like a look, we're whores here. We're completely whores. And I'm alright with it. You should be able to do it too. Exactly. Yeah. Good.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Why does it smell like a demon in here? Caught me off guard.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Oh shit. I didn't swallow. It shouldn't smell like that.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Well, if you didn't swallow, that's exactly why it would smell like that. Jesus. What happened while we're going to do it? Swallow. What do you do with it?

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Jesus. That's yeah, you leave it alone for five minutes. Just like a semen every time. Cherry limeade? Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

It is.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

What?

SPEAKER_05 2:58

Where does it there goes the breaks again?

SPEAKER_02 3:01

So cherry limeade, where oh, because that's what you're drinking. Yeah. Out of nowhere. I was just like, we're thinking like a semen. Well, based off of prior conversations. That doesn't quite work. Yeah, well, based off of prior conversations, I thought he was about to tell me that semen tastes like cherry lime. I mean it might, but I'm not going to find out.

SPEAKER_05 3:23

Oh, see, I was about to go to a bad place there too.

One Way Sauna Window Shock

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Hit it. We have we have an edit point.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Quit holding back. What the shit?

SPEAKER_05 3:30

What?

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Naked hotel guests in South Korea shocked to discover that mirrored glass in sauna was actually see-through.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

But um I don't want that. I don't think they were really surprised. I think they're just an exhibition.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Yeah. What? Oh you came out supposed to look at it.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

I didn't mean to see your naked body. I'm sorry. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Just thought that was interesting.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

My body. It's telling me yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

A newlywed.

SPEAKER_05 4:02

Definitely a yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

They were they're undergoing counseling after being told that the windows in the luxurious spot were only one-way glass.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Oh no. See, that's when I was. Somebody saw my body. I need help. I need to save someone.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

Definitely go back and like I'll put a I'll just put my ball sacks on the window. Be like, hey, here you go, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 4:25

Wait, was there an animal? That was a plural. That was a plural. Ball sacks. Did I say that? Looks like like fucking Holly from Christmas. Don't tell my secret. That's why I had so many things that look different.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

So so since we're here already, let's go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 4:47

Do we have a sack per testicle? Or is it multiple sacks with multiple presents?

SPEAKER_03 4:56

The ladder.

SPEAKER_05 4:58

Yep. So you're more production multiball. Yeah. Yep. Right. How many kids do you have? Don't answer that.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

So it's like a McDonald's uh place place. No, no, no. I can at least count a multiple.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

It came in my hand. It just kept happening. Hey, I mean, women have two uteruses.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

It's thermodynamics, Bobby.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 5:20

It's thermodynamics.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Okay. I'm just saying there are multi-reproductive females. So it could stand that there are multi-reproductive males as well.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

Cool story, bro.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

I'm just saying.

unknown 5:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

Apparently there was one lady that had two vaginal openings and two uteruses. Fucking nuts as shit, right? Crazy.

SPEAKER_05 5:46

That's that's where the what is a vagina? The box the dick comes in.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

That took me way too long.

SPEAKER_06 5:57

That took me way too long.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

Gives new gives new meaning to the the word cockpit.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

Oh gosh. The word cock is such a 90s word.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

Where the fuck did that come from?

SPEAKER_03 6:15

Brakes, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Pump the brakes. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Did you bring us a bag of dicks?

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

Is that a several bags of simple budgets? Would you like plastic or paper? Rubber bag. Oh rubber. Rubber.

SPEAKER_05 6:32

Well, I guess we'll make that. I tried the plastic bag, it didn't work well. Balloons don't work well.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Oh no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And isn't it not rubber, isn't it? Latex. That's what little Wayne said.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Get you some saran wrap. What?

unknown 6:47

What?

SPEAKER_02 6:48

I was tuned out. What are we talking about? Saran wrap. You're gonna have to go with that.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

Wrap your jimmy, fool. If you don't put a hat on it. Why? I got same thing. So you don't get that latex. You can get a box of saran wrap for$3 or less. Depending on if it's store ran. And paint.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

Saran wrap is not a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

If you don't have the reservoir tip, where does it go? Right. Yeah, right. That's what it doesn't matter to him.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

I mean, yeah, just you reach in there and pull it out, pull it out.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Just hey.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

They make never mind. Oh no. So we all know.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

So I think I think what we're about to learn is that somebody has recently been to adamandeve.com.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it a special? It's a Facebook ad, I think. Pretty positive.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Even worse.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

They make cum sponges now. So that you don't leak all day.

SPEAKER_05 7:53

Is that a problem normally? Yes. Now this is new to me. I'm not even fucking with you. This is totally new.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Yes. It's a problem. They make cum sponges so you can go in and get that shit out so that it's not leaking down your, you know, all over your underwear later that day when you sneeze.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

That's oddly specific. I think I can do better than that. Oh. Pull up a microphone. Let's see what's going on. We might have to wait to release this because we're we might be on the verge of a new business line. Look, guys. I mean.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

All right. Quit stalling. Let's hear it. Penetrated. I'm all about saving money. I'm for the people.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

So I'm about saving my people. The people who are poor. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Okay, your people are people that are poor.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

No. No, it's what you say. Money are cost efficient people. My people. Okay. So why? Cheap ass bitches. You save my people. Tightwash. Exactly. Why would I go and get a sponge when there's bounty? The quicker picker upper. And I can go and take that bounty, roll that thing up, and stuff it right up there.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

I don't think it works the same. I'm gonna find the damn sponge.

SPEAKER_05 9:12

Tell me staying the fuck out of this conversation. This is awesome. Yeah, look, for fuck's sake.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

I'm fucking. I'm on your network. Should I get off of our network? Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

No, the network isn't the problem.

SPEAKER_03 9:25

I'm a big picture guy.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

Alright, so paint so paint us a picture. Paint. Oh, oh God.

SPEAKER_06 9:30

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 9:32

No, no, no, no. Now you've got to elaborate even more.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

So now I'm just imagining some poor woman running around like she's got a runny runny vagina. Instead of the case, stuff a tissue in your nose or something.

SPEAKER_05 9:41

And then you've got the game as kids, you know, the slap to somebody with the bounty napkin that's been used.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

Our fucking visionary shows.

SPEAKER_05 9:48

Is that a thing? I'm making it up as we go. I mean, shit, if you're poor people, you tend to do it. The common gone. That's what it's called. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

So I gotta spend 20%.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Is this public?

SPEAKER_01 9:58

That's what it's called.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

Is this public? What's it called? No.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

The common gone.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

Nope. I don't like that name.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

We're on a mission to ban dripping forever.

SPEAKER_05 10:09

Awkward Essentials. That's gross. So is it for moisture and or cumsies?

SPEAKER_01 10:14

No, mostly cumsies. Oh, I really like this. Oh, that's a word. You should see something.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

So my browser, as after searching for that, is like, hey, images for come and gone. Oh, geez. It's a lot of pixels. Right. A lot well, a lot of square pixels, but I know what they're doing.

Cum Sponges And Terrible Branding

SPEAKER_01 10:34

They're sure about that, buddy. Awkward essential stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:38

Speaking of, uh, see, I call mine like Moist Monster.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

That's not the sponge, that's the penetrator.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

The moist monster. The moist monster, yeah, because it's already prelude before it goes in.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Oh, that's a monster for moisture. I thought I had a good idea going on. So anyway. Well, you do with the moist monster, but it's not the same. And I don't even know where.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

The moist monster is not is not going to absorb cum. It is going to leave it and then be gone. So really it could it could be the come and gone. But that's just every guy, everyone, exactly. Thank you, Bobby. Well, you managed to keep yours around.

SPEAKER_05 11:19

It's crayons.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

What? Fuck off with that shit. It's just more editing. Fucking stop with the fucking crayons.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

I'm killing myself. I'm right here.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

I'm dying. They're so tasty. Well, y'all see where I'm going here, huh? Not really.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Well, you started with saran wrap and ended with moist monsters. I don't think we really went anywhere, to be honest.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

I'm just saying. It's like just circles.

unknown 11:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:49

Just we're fucking retarded. Just running around. I got you.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

Ken, you're it.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

Well, this is a waste of the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Yeah. Oh, the moist monster. That's going to come back to haunt us. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 12:06

Oh, wait. No, I'm using it. Oh, oh, yeah. Executive decision.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Yeah. Well, saran ramp.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

Well, we never finish that. We should probably finish with. So the saran ramp idea is a bad one.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Yep. You're going to knock somebody up and do it.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

You can get knocked up. I'm telling you, if you're in a chip.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

You have more than one child is not here in life.

SPEAKER_05 12:24

Wait, wait, wait. Give them a second. Go ahead. Explain. I need the whole process. Yeah. Think about it here.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

All right. This picture is. Sell me. We're in a moment. And I need to go and get a condom. I don't have a condom. But I know what I do have in that cabinet. Right. And I might have some rubber bands or zip tie.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

So I know what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Some fucking kinks are coming out.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

No, it's the zip tie. It's like, okay, cock ringards not necessary. Or you can make a zip tie right now.

SPEAKER_03 12:57

Zip tie my dick. So or we can do a bread tie. Whichever one you want. Something blood loss there, you're good. Something that's gonna like, you know. Bread tie implies.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

So you're gonna put your penis in a tourniquet. Have you been watching MacGyver?

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Because if you add a paperclip, then every turn to add up. He is an inspiration. See? Yeah. Well, that that that's just to that's just to help with the weak thrust game.

SPEAKER_06 13:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

Why do we always tell me it wouldn't work? Because we are to do it. Tell me it wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_06 13:30

It wouldn't work. It wouldn't work. It wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

We've been in all of these situations and sticker time. What?

SPEAKER_01 13:43

What?

SPEAKER_02 13:44

Storytime. Talk to me.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

No, wait, not all of these situations. I don't have fucking bread ties except ties. That's not what I'm in.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

But rubber bands Taran wrap in shame.

SPEAKER_06 13:55

And two kids.

SPEAKER_02 13:57

Yeah, two kids and a couple of couple of cummy sponges. I don't know what order that happens, but fuck.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

If you use the sponge, I don't feel like it's Oh, God. No, that is not a concept of the device. That is not.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

No, that is that is a that is an ejaculate absorbent. Absorber. And you are gonna end up pregnant with a moldy sponge sitting in your bedstand. Somebody's gonna come over and be like, oh, I needed a sponge to do the dishes. No, not that one.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Anything but that one. Which is the crunchy monster comes in. I'm telling you, that's where the moist monster comes in.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

So instead of a crunchy cum sponge, you're gonna have a moist cum sponge. That doesn't help.

SPEAKER_03 14:49

What you can do is get a paper towel, damp it up, and just stuff it in there.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

That's not a moist monster, that's just a paper towel.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Quicker, it's quicker, and it's picking, picker it up. Upper. Okay. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_06 15:02

Again, I don't think we're supposed to talk about brands, first of all.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

Well, I think, dude, I don't even know who to look at now. I'm so fucking confused. Oh, what the fuck's going on? Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

We had a bonding moment earlier, and now we're just we're bouncing shit off of each other.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Yeah, a bonding moment on semen extraction. I'm telling y'all, this is gonna go somewhere. No, it's not. We can bring this up. It already went somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

They already have it.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

We can bring this. It went somewhere that nobody wanted to go.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Awkward essentials document.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

Disguise to me.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Pack of whatever for 25 bucks.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Yep. That's an edit. Pack of whatever.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Pack of whatever. However many. A pack of combos.

SPEAKER_03 15:44

We can name it dry that thing up. No, not dry that thing up. Thang. Dry that thing up.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

That would work. I mean, if you're if you're trying to compete with them, sure, let's do it. But there's the market's already taken, I think.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Sop it up.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Dang, that's another good one.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

I'm not even thinking about it. Snowballs, etc. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Oh my god. I mean, instead of that, I mean just make it more direct. I mean, people.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Well, no, it's pretty direct as it stands. The name is really descriptive. Yeah. It's it's it's uh yeah. I mean, the the next best thing you're gonna get is like a plunger. It's my first day, man. It's my first day. Almond Joy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:29

Coconut cream. Get that nut out.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Oh, that's uh we can take one or two nuts, your call.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Well, in his case, my case, yeah. Uh uh might be a uh a baker's dozen. Do you call it a bag? It's the bag of dicks. Well, you know, does it end up being kind of like like a bunch of grapes? The multi-sax syndromes. It's my first day at this stuff, y'all. So your first day as an inventor? Yeah. And you're already stealing somebody else's job? You're fired!

SPEAKER_03 17:01

There's some more up in there, guys. Just give me a day. There's some more up in there. I guarantee you that.

SPEAKER_05 17:07

Yeah, that's why you get a cumsie gone, because there's some more up in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Right. Yep. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

Moist be gone.

SPEAKER_05 17:14

We can do this. We can do that.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

That is good. Moist be gone.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

No, because it's not moisture. It's fucking cum.

SPEAKER_05 17:22

I like it's like the cum dumpster. The cum dumpster deluxe.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Well, no, that's already the recipient of the original load. Dick wipe.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Cum garbage man.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

That's a little bit winded. Yeah, it's a little bit too long. That's what she said. Well, you know.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

I was just saying on this one. The dumpster. I was just saying, you know.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

I'm sure it's gonna be profound.

SPEAKER_05 17:48

I am positive it's going to uh win awards. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

The lifeboat. It rescues seamen.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

They're not really rescued, though.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

No.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

They're taken out of the bastards.

SPEAKER_02 18:05

They think they're on to their destiny, and their destiny is to be a crust of fucking. Think about that guy. Sitting in your bedside. Think about that.

SPEAKER_05 18:12

He's in that group that's like, yeah, we're gonna make. Wait, wait, we got it. We got the secondary line for it. You make the original money off of selling the cum sponge, and then you give a you know how you can put your used toter cartridges in a box and send it back? You can do that for artificial insemination. Fucking ew. Well, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

They got banks for that, so go make a deposit.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Oh, because it's it would be a deposit because it would be tainted at that point.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Yeah, literally and figuratively.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

For real, though. It has to be a deposit for that.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

The deposit was made, paid for in cash. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

My blood sweating, tears, and I just had it. Yeah. I think people people need to hear this because they think about this too.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Are you doing a public service with your with your voice monster?

SPEAKER_03 19:11

Yeah. M M. Or M M. I can't say M M. He can't say M M. M-M. Oh no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Yeah, Mars Mars Mars Incorporated might have something to say about that.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

I think.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

RBI. Oh, an RBF.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

Did you see that they uh somebody upscaled Rick Roll to 4K using AI? What? It's amazing. Is it? It's amazing. We're gonna have to listen to it. Shockingly like it, what? 4K. 4K.

SPEAKER_05 19:50

Okay, no, here's here's the thing. Oh, you mean the video?

SPEAKER_02 19:54

The video. Oh. They they they upscaled the original Rick Roll, Rick Astley video into full like proper HD.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

So it was on film and then they proper HD'd it.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

I don't know. I don't think so. I think I think this was people. Well, it's like the the the wham last Christmas. I don't think it's that. Okay. Is that who made that? Wham? Yeah. Yeah. He loves that song, by the way. Should play it like randomly throughout the year. No, don't do that. Yes. Oh, randomly throughout the year. Just just Christmas. I love wham.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Oh, I think Wham's best song was Everything She Wants. I disagree wholeheartedly. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

The original Freedom is the best song they ever did.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Oh, that was just George Michael.

SPEAKER_05 20:38

No, you're thinking Freedom 94. That was a different song. The original Freedom song was on the Wham Make a Big album. Why am I even talking about this?

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Because we're talking about uh upscaling Rick Astley to 4K and it's glorious. It really is.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Really? That's what she's known for? That's sad.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

Probably. It's a comeback story.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Oh, this this doesn't sound good at all. This is going down the already for that person.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

It's just a terrible like intro to this little whatever this is.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

I don't know if it's yeah, we are we're pretty much the worst at everything ever. Mostly talking. Stumbly bumbly. You having trouble there? Who farted?

SPEAKER_05 21:27

This fucking thing doesn't work.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Insert for audio voice. Oh, because it's it's a Bluetooth eater.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Oh yeah, she has a TV show now.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

If it doesn't work with a shit, it needs to go back.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Barry Moore. Barry Moore.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

Is she still relevant?

Drew Barrymore Debates And Daytime TV

SPEAKER_01 21:39

She has a TV show, so no. Who? Whenever you go to daytime TV, that's a no from me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

So true. I'll I'll remind Oprah. I'll remind Oprah of that for you. From her from her private villa on the top on the mountain in Maui.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

Well, okay, she's the OG though. But like once Like Kelly Clarkson has a show now and Drew Barrymore have a show. Oh, Kelly. That like means that you've fallen off of your original talent. So here's a show.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

And from so so I love Steve Harvey. So you can go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Look, I'm pretty sure he was an OG too.

unknown 22:20

No.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Every time I see that. You know he used to be radio, right?

SPEAKER_03 22:24

Unless you know this. Every time I see her, I think about chin.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

Chin?

SPEAKER_03 22:28

She's always got that chin. Drew Barrymore. Or lack thereof? No, she she's definitely got a chin there, buddy. Well. Example A. Chin. Chin. She's got a very chin.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

Chin. Chin. Anyway.

SPEAKER_05 22:48

So what is your favorite Drew Barrymore?

SPEAKER_06 22:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:56

What's your favorite Drew Barrymore movie? E.T. And I cried at the end, man. Oh, Jesus Christ. You didn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

You didn't have to go there. I did, man. I missed it.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Um 50 First Dates, hands down.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Firestarter. Ah, that's that's yeah. I wish I had thought about that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

Oh, she's so young in that one.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

That's why why do you think your fire starter?

SPEAKER_01 23:23

I've never seen it. I've actually been craving that movie.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

Craving. She's been craving a movie. Cool, bro.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

Wait, Drew Barrymore is she's only 45? Only. Wow. I thought she was older than that. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

And her middle name is Bleith.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

She's doesn't she doesn't look bad right here. Yasmin Bleith.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Bleith.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

I haven't seen a recent picture. What's she up to? Cooking claims. She has a show. No, I've seen I've seen Drew Barrymore. Yasmine Bleith? She's letting herself actually age, which I appreciate.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

Wait, she's age.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Who are we talking about, Drew? Who?

SPEAKER_05 23:55

Yasmine?

SPEAKER_01 23:56

What?

SPEAKER_02 23:57

What? Where are you? Where are you?

SPEAKER_05 23:59

Anyway. Porpoises. Porpoises.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

I'm still wanting Drew Barrymore in all her movies.

SPEAKER_05 24:04

Lucky. I am B B. Good thing she's got the sponge.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

Oh dear gosh.

SPEAKER_02 24:13

Well, I would assume a lesbian might not need the come and come.

SPEAKER_05 24:16

I'd swear you'd be wrong, sir. Spaloosh.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

I wouldn't know, but you act like women don't know.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

I'll ask my maybe no women you've ever been with. I think that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

Do you really? Yeah, no, she looks like a barrel.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

She looks like a barrel of whiskey.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

She was so cute before, though. I'm so mad about it. Can I see pictures? As long as she doesn't do anything.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Yeah, that's what I've seen pictures of. Yeah, no, she's cute.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

She's very cute. You've seen pictures.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

Well, yeah, no, she's she's the one with the laundry pictures, right? Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah. I got I got the sneak peek behind the OnlyFans. Yep. There's no OnlyFans. Sorry, Bobo's friend.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

How much was it a move? She would be.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

I I used, I used, I pirated her account. Oh okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

She would be a lot better off if she had an OnlyFans. She just not.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Well, we'll have to set it up. We'll help her set it up. Explain this OnlyFan thing to me. OnlyFans. You're not familiar with OnlyFans? I am not. Okay. Are you an attractive young lady? No. Well you fucked. Then then you're fucked. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

I'm an attractive older lady.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

You push. No, I'm I don't know. We're not gonna be mean today. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

So you Are you sure you're mean every day?

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Do you carry your own stuff? I'm not nearly as mean as he is, so you can just shut your whore mouth. Ooh, me or you. Yes. Me? Oh, awesome. I'm a nice guy.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

This was a recent one as well.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Trademark, nice guy. I'm sorry, I'm watching the video. Well, you always call that with assholes. Okay, so do you do you need to understand OnlyFans there? Oh, you gotta look at some attacking. Some TNA. Is that the laundry picture?

SPEAKER_01 25:46

No, it's a new tiki talkie that she posted.

SPEAKER_05 25:50

Yeah. Which one is she? Left or right?

SPEAKER_01 25:53

Blonde.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

Don't remember on the neither one's blonde.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Okay. Darker? Darker? I can't remember. She changes her hair a lot.

SPEAKER_05 26:03

Look at why what you said makes no sense. Can I can I see a oh she's right.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

Okay, let's just see.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

Okay. Did you really just hold up your hands to figure out? The one with the L is left.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

So there's one left or right.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

And what is Twonky?

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Right is who I know.

SPEAKER_02 26:23

I don't know. There's something wide open. Just party. Uh Twonky Media. I have no idea what it is. There's something I can cast to. We can edit my fucking shit out of this one.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Anyway, I'd love you. I'd love you. You mean the vid? Yeah. The TikToky?

SPEAKER_02 26:42

Oh, I guess you ride up Main Street.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

I think that was the point.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

I think they were trying to get some business at the bar that night.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

Yeah, but those that dude looks like he's about 14, so they might need to rethink things.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

I don't call it Main Street.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

I call it the Great Device. Why is he wearing gray sweatpants? They're gonna know he's not. Wait, you got ones that carry around their own. Why are you looking at the guys? Yeah, yeah. Because once the girls stop doing stuff, they're the only ones moving. Good cover, bro. Anyway, they're gonna be around. Yeah, so after that, it's just like, you know. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

Well then they're shooting shit. They're shooting. Okay, so here I'm gonna end up.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

But well, I'm trying to explain it to the ignorant. So in my limited. Holy fuck, I'm ignorant. Yeah, we know.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Only on this topic. It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:25

Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. And really, it's not that. Don't give him that much credit.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Gosh. Well, let me kiss a little ass.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Nah, he likes the tongue.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Oh, whoa, whoa. Tongue punch the fart box. Yeah, we've already yeah, see, he remembers now. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, you learned something about brown shot. Oh, I said tongue dart instead of dart punch. Yeah, that's a pretty weird.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Tongue dart.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

That sounds like shooting it across the room.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Like an obscure somebody. Getting the salad and then tossing it. Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 27:59

Yeah, but the problem is he wants to add he wants to add this fucking creamy dressing to it, which is fucking weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Yeah, vinaigrette. Vinegarette's a little bit more healthier, so that's I think that's more healthier. It's a raspberry vinaigrette. Yeah. So that's okay. That's called blood.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Ew, you had to go there.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

Bloody anus. Oh, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

What?

SPEAKER_05 28:21

Where? Oh man. This fucking thing sucks. Yeah. Yeah. How much did you pay for it? Like 60 bucks. Thank you, Amazon, for taking my money again.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Well, we'll give it back. Say, you know what? Y'all can have this shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Yeah, we're going to boycott those guys. Nope, not really. Not really. No. Yeah. The problem is you can't. Because I need them to, you know, produce or sell my moist monster. I need to produce anything. Distribute.

SPEAKER_05 28:51

I shouldn't say distribute now. So what are you going to call your store? Moist Monster Incorporated. Moist Express Incorporated. Moist Express. Get your moist faster. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Like a moist drive-thru. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:03

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

Get a moist stylet. Everybody likes that word, moist. I was actually, I like that. But you gotta say it more essential.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Moist. No. No, they don't.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

No, I sound like a jackass.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

Babble seems to be really enjoying the word moist. No. He's gotta draw it out so that the curry. Moist.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

Why do you keep staring at me when you say that?

SPEAKER_05 29:31

I was actually staring at him. He looked at me, so I looked over.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

You initiated eye contact. Established dominance. Oh, you're not.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Oh, I'm just gonna close my eyes for the rest of this recording. Oh, please do. Is that a mushroom? What?

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Toto came to visit.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Look, are we still waiting for this to play?

Marilyn Manson Claims And Trent Reznor

SPEAKER_02 29:56

No, no, it's not gonna play. It's not gonna play. Like I've I've since disconnected from it. What?

unknown 30:01

The horrible people. The horrible people.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

Oh man. Old Marilyn got himself canceled by being a fucking creep.

SPEAKER_05 30:10

But was he really a creep? I mean, because look at him. I don't know what you expect. Marilyn may like it.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Oh he's always been terrifying.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

This guy's been like this since I was born.

SPEAKER_05 30:22

He had no body parts. It was just me. I don't know about that. He didn't. You didn't read you didn't see the video? Of what? Of the beautiful people, actually, I think. Was that beautiful people?

SPEAKER_02 30:35

He was doing like a spider crawl weirdness. Man, it was all like the 90s jitter cam trash where it's just like, well, I'm gonna have a seizure now. Thank you. And there was no genitals. Oh no, no, that was a dope show.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

That was a whole uh separate record. Check this out. Marilyn Manson reminds me of like as Edward Scissors Hands. Is it right? Edward Scissor Hands? Yeah. Yeah, you got it. It's like long lost brother.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

I think that's a service to Edward Scissor Hands. Right. It is. So wait, he got it himself canceled from Lord. Streets of Detroit. Yeah. Malnourished life.

SPEAKER_01 31:09

Cancelled just cancel culture, just canceled him.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

He had a complaint, a couple complaints against him. Abuse allegations. Right.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

Abuse allegations. I'm not surprised, not even a little. Like is this is this news?

SPEAKER_05 31:23

Not really.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

It was a big last week because then it was just like, you know, people going to talk to Trent Reznor for some reason. Trent's like, no.

SPEAKER_05 31:31

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Yeah, it's like, you remember when I called him a piece of shit 25 years ago? Yeah. So do we need to go over this again? I said that. Remember? I'm gonna go back to scoring kids' movies because I'm Trent fucking Reznor. No, for real. That dude is amazing. Oh, that's awesome. That dude is he is amazing. He did the music for what? Like it was a kid was a kid's, it was an anime like Pixar movie.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

He did the Quake soundtrack from back in the day.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Yeah, back back when he was like only industrial.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

Yeah, he did a few movies.

SPEAKER_02 31:59

There's a recent one that was like it was a it was a kid's movie, wasn't it? Damn it. I gotta look it up. I look it up.com. We are hey, they don't pay us. I kinda I kind of feel like I need to watch the Cruella trailer just because I really enjoy Emma Stone.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

I need to watch that's another one that it that I would disappoint me.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

I think she'd be a lot of fun to just like have a beer with and then like and then feel like apologize profusely after disappointing her.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

I am so sorry. So cool. I agree. I think she's super cool.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

And hot.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

I'd have a hot doesn't matter. I'd have a bit of a shot. And the real thing is, is she's one of those hots that you're sitting there watching a movie thinking, I bet no other guy thinks she's hot, but every other guy thinks she's hot.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

Yeah, I don't think that's I don't think that at all. I think that every guy's like, yes, please.

SPEAKER_06 32:47

Pussy, please.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Animal Kingdom. The recent Matt the recent watchmen. Matt's okay, the documentaries. I don't know what half of the shit is. All right. Just one. Just eat a dick. Just just well, yeah, just the one I'm doing. I'm not giving you the whole bag. I gotta save some for later. Oh darn. Man, eat one of my balls.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

Just like McDonald's when they they don't they they ask for a large fry, but the amount they give you is just a medium in a large box.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

I saw a video last week that was that that put a small fry in each one of the boxes, and it each equaled a small. That's what it it showed me. See, man. It's called robbery.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

See? There's a reason why on coming to America they had McDowells. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

So anyway.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Yeah, anyway. Anyway, yes. Have you seen the pictures of people like somebody who has like the the the the the ultimate Millennium Falcon or Star Destroyer or one of those huge Lego sets? They have several of them on this shelf, and the shelf collapses. You ever seen that mess? No, I don't want to. It is demoralizing.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

Like you're like, no. I would I I don't even know what I would do at that point. Hey, buddy, you need a little bit more.

Concert Drinking Math And Sneaking Booze

SPEAKER_01 34:14

So I'm looking through some looking through pictures. My beautiful, my beautiful child.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Well, I guess I guess uh come and gone could be could be tears and gone. It's got multiple purposes. Oh yeah. Yeah. Porpoises.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

And then I stop on this picture, and this is the one that I miss the most. Not my kid being lucky.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

Yeah, yeah, not not not a little kid, just your little kid. Just the alcohol. Is that your kid behind the alcohol?

SPEAKER_01 34:41

No, this was a girl's night when we when we went to see the Timba Lake.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Yeah, it got shit housed, and then it was like, look at my teenage.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

Unfortunately, I did not get shit housed because the arena alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Oh, were you the semi-sober cab?

SPEAKER_01 34:57

No, maybe. But the the I can't remember. You can't drink at the arena like to get drunk because they don't give you enough alcohol and they charge you like 12 bucks a drink.

SPEAKER_05 35:08

Yeah, fuck them.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Yeah, that's what you pre-game. Fuck them. Pre-game like crazy.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

I tried to pre-grain. That was the pre-grained.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

That's out at a table. You're still paying like probably seven, eight bucks for that. Right. You sit at home and do shots.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

Look, guys. Look. Anyways. Coming from the African American culture, you always got that grandmother or Big Mama. That has that big purse. That's gonna have to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 35:36

It doesn't work at the arena. It doesn't work.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

No, it doesn't matter. They got secret compartments in that thing and everything. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

When it's that big, you can have a you can have a hidden pocket. Yes. Yes. Why don't the bottom of this feel like alcohol, man? That's the way the purse was designed. Well, really, what you do is the the hidden compartment is is like a camelback.

unknown 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

You got the straw coming up the strap.

unknown 35:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

That's plausible. I'm just gonna just gonna oh well, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 36:02

They've got a friend, well, a friend of mine taped a whole bag of wine to her to her stomach and made herself look pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

Yeah. That is genius. Yeah, you can do that. Gosh, man. But hidden hidden complaints and things. I'm always like, how come I didn't get that one first? Because you can't appear to be pregnant. That's not what Marlene said.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

Oh, okay. That's not true. That's not true anymore. You can look like it's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

Appears pregnant. It just isn't. Get the wig, shave a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

Anyway. That suits your fancy. I was looking lovingly on my martinis and I just can't wait.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

How many more weeks left? Twelve?

SPEAKER_05 36:47

Too many.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Too many.

SPEAKER_05 36:48

Too many.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

I think it's like 12 to 13.

SPEAKER_05 36:51

So done with this. Get it out.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

He's adorable when he kicks and everything. 93 days.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:00

I'm trying to find a Bluetooth receiver that's going to be able to go back and forth so we can add phone people in.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

Oh, yeah, since that one's being a piece of shit. Yep. So I'm thinking about Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

I'm being a piece of shit for bringing life into this world. Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_02 37:13

What? What do you think? Oh no, you're talking about that piece of shit. It's not all about you, Babbo. It's not all about you.

SPEAKER_01 37:18

Yeah, I think way too harsh, didn't I? Took that way too far. Well, I'm just so fucking used to it, you guys. I'm so fucking used to it. Y'all are terrible to me. I'm not gonna deny. No, no, no. I'm a nice guy. He's witnessed it though. He's he he knows I get my shit kicked in all the time by you two.

SPEAKER_05 37:36

Yeah, I'm uh, you know, I'm I'm I'm a nice guy. Yeah, but that's like he's dodging he's dodging it. Do we kick her shit in? Shit all the time. Oh, yeah. Does she deserve it? Not all the time.

SPEAKER_00 37:49

Not all the time. I'll take it. I'll fucking take it.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

50-50.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

I think there might be some kind of underhanded deal. Some un I really do think there's some quid pro quo going on here. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

Y'all did leave us alone seemingly at lunch.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

So that explains the smell of scene when you parked earlier.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

Yeah, well, fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

You gotta hold on to the black thing, remember? Whoa, that black thing in front of your mouth. According to sugar.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

That's Mr. Sugar to you.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

They call me Mr.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

They call me Mr. Sugar.

SPEAKER_05 38:25

That's the the the weird science quote. It's done out of love. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

Oh, that was such a good show, man. Weird science. Weird science.

SPEAKER_05 38:33

By the way, you're both fired. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

That's not even funny.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

Boning on company time.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

That was a good joke. We did, yeah. That was a good joke. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

We're only two months ahead, man. You know?

SPEAKER_05 38:46

Wait. Yeah. Well, a month and a half. Well, you're not out of your probationary period. Yuck. Y'all are the worst. Yuck.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

Nope. We're the best. Air high five. Woo! Like in dorks.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Oh. A recipient. What? What? No, it's just heavy size bagu over here. No, who was that?

SPEAKER_01 39:11

Same call I missed earlier.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

No. Go take the call. Well, I'll she doesn't wanna. We can't be. She doesn't wanna.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Well, or if we're not, I'll just go. She doesn't want to talk to him. No, I do want to talk to them. It's my accountant people.

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Oh. Oh, so you're doing personal and work time again.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

No, I didn't answer the fucking.

SPEAKER_05 39:29

So you were saying 50-50, right? Oh my fuck.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

You saw me sit here and not answer the phone.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

It's 40 degrees. That's funny. So over this.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

Wait, wait, where's my phone? Oh, it's not here because I'm doing a podcast.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 39:48

That's also because you probably missed four cards. And guess what?

SPEAKER_01 39:51

I've got shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

I should have ignored it completely. Yeah. Babbo taking things personally when she's being personally made fun of.

SPEAKER_06 39:59

Always. It's normally about me.

SPEAKER_05 40:01

Because if I fuck with her, then it turns into you beat me up. And then when I don't, it's like, what's wrong? You should beat me up. Choke me.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Spit in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

Anybody got some leather straps and some chains and stop taking shit to the next level. Could we ever just not take it to the next level?

SPEAKER_02 40:20

No. No. That's no fun because sticks and stones will break my bones with whips and chains. Excite me. You go, Rihanna. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

That was re-read. That was a direct re-read quote right there.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Oh, she stole that shit. That fucking unoriginal bitch.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

Did she start? Wait a minute. She stole it from y'all's night together, is what you're saying?

SPEAKER_02 40:45

No, not from me. From the schoolyard in like 1997. Oh shit. I wasn't in the schoolyard. I was in high school in that. What was gonna say?

SPEAKER_06 40:53

What's in Chase?

SPEAKER_02 40:55

No, she's not that old. She's not no, no, Rihanna's younger than me.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

That's a lyric, though. That's a fucking lyric.

SPEAKER_02 41:02

Cool. It's not original. Because that is a that is a that is a schoolyard chime from you know, probably the shit, probably the Donna time.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

I just don't remember. I've never heard that version until her son.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

That's because you grew up in Bible country. Well, if anybody's gonna be into whips and chains, it would be the Catholic all through my life. Yeah, that explains a ton. We never did it, we never did ex f you actually. We need that explanation, man. I'm waiting on you. All right. So are you are you gonna play the part of a young attractive female? I can't.

SPEAKER_06 41:34

Wow. Thanks, Dick.

SPEAKER_05 41:36

You're welcome. Yeah, so it's me that shits on her all the time, right?

SPEAKER_01 41:41

Well, I did just yell at him when he was talking about the fucking machine. I thought he was talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

He was talking to me. Who's a piece of shit now? Anyway. Okay, so you're fired, and you're fired. So Ms. Sugar. So let's so let's say that's just you. It's not all.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

So let's say my Ms. Sugar hand.

SPEAKER_06 42:08

Let's uh I got you.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Oh Wanda. Uh so Wanda. Can you do can you do the can you do the the ugly Wanda face for me? Because it just yeah. Uh you're trying, but just I can't do it. Yeah, now you're just trying to when you're pucking up your lips next to that big black thick head of a fuzzy uh appendage, it really just That smells of pickle. It awakens something. No, that went away, thank you. You're welcome. You gotta put all your chain on it.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

I used the Cumsie sponge, it's all good.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Yeah, get on that.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Get on that chin on it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:54

Please explain. Please explain so we can cut this.

SPEAKER_05 42:57

Shut up. Everybody just stopped. It went.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

So Wanda. You have your yeah. Fucking hell. So bud. So you've you've uh been laid off of your job because Rona, your company closed or whatever. You gotta pay the rent. You can't find another job because it's fucking Rona. You got some titties, you got an ass. It goes definitely. You probably got a lot of nudes that you haven't sent anybody because you're like, how do we look in that mirror? Look in the mirror. Oh, that mirror is so dirty. You're dirty. So anyway, fast forward to like several hundred unreleased nudes.

SPEAKER_01 43:39

Several hundred, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

Your phone, right? People are hoes, man. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

Anyway, I've had maybe 20 at a time. Just saying.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

Cool. I'm listening.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

I'm listening.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

So so you're like, you know what? That's just money. Money being wasted. I can go, I can start up an OnlyFans, work from home, you know. People are gonna simp on me. You know what a simping is? That's when you so like an in a a patron, somebody who who subscribes to your OnlyFans thinks he has a chance. The kind of person that thinks that that a stripper likes him. Oh yeah, that guy. Yeah, that guy. Yeah. He's like, yeah, dude, she's really into me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, how much she spend on that? 700. Yeah, she's India, buddy. Right. Really India. Right. She call you back? No? So OnlyFans is is basically a way for internet connected hoes to reach their simp. You don't have to do live live streams. You pre-record and edit everything so that you can you can you know do the Instagram reality thing where like like that little bit of of extra pudge or something somewhere you can edit that out so you look super fake, like uh like a like one of those fuck dolls. Oh, fast he ran through that too. Fuck dolls? Fuck dolls.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Fuck dolls?

SPEAKER_02 44:56

Emphasis on F.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Well, because you know and then you upload doll.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Yeah, so then you upload your all your images and videos. And then you charge. Yeah, people pay you twenty bucks a month to look at your news. That's it. I mean, you can charge more if you're more attractive. Well, no, no. Well, you uh the the base the base will probably always start around twenty. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 45:17

But that's the most there are different tiers, huh? Did you just say we start around twenty? No. Okay. Just checking. Misheard. 1999 sounds better.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

It does.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

Yeah, the penny off.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Yeah, 1999, you always start there. Yep. But all I'm saying, man.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

Busted.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

I just wish it was a thing back.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Yeah, to wish it was a thing. Like your college, you would have no college.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

I wouldn't have debt.

SPEAKER_05 45:44

The only asset you got your feet. So damn, they're fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

God, y'all are just fucking mean. I'm actually really attracted.

SPEAKER_05 45:53

13 or 14 more times, and I'm at it.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Anyway, but you know, but you but literally you just.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Isn't there different? So wait, tiers. So like you can pay to see more. Yeah. Or something like that. Because I know I know that there's a monthly, and then you can pay like for individual items, no?

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

I mean, like you could you could have a video that like you're already subscribed, and then it's like you can't see this unless you give me another 10 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

Yeah. Yeah. And then you go, bitch. That's that bitch. She's bait and switch. I'm gonna have a heart time. Step out of this one. You want me to show you wanna show me something? Let me show you something. Fuck her. I'm just gonna go ahead and get this. Oh, okay. Like two, pay me. If I didn't if I didn't, I will rate your cock.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

If I didn't love Jesus, man, I'd be all over that.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Jesus loves titties, man.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Everybody loves titties. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

But I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

Did y'all hear? I really, we really gotta go. But did y'all hear that breastfeeding is now if you say breastfeeding, it's non-inclusive, and you're supposed to say chest feeding.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Nope, I'm definitely saying boob feeding.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

Tite feeding.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

Just get this fucking boob.

SPEAKER_05 47:06

Come on, get this boob, this boob fest. No, he did. He just had a mini stroke and y'all passed by it. He thought about boobs and went boob. He fucking barfed the most. He went to go say boobs and he didn't say boobs. He just went boob.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Listen, boobs are great. Everybody loves boobs.

SPEAKER_03 47:24

They have a stroke when somebody mentions them. I got excited. I'm sorry. Clearly, just boobs. Even women love boobs.

SPEAKER_01 47:32

I love boobs. But I'm just saying, isn't that a little 50% of the goddamn thing I looked at you, but I feel like you and I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_06 47:43

Shit like this. They're fucking awesome. Yes. Yeah. They're fucking fun. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 47:50

Please express to me at some point when breasts have been fun to you.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

During my threesome?

SPEAKER_02 47:56

There you go. Whoa. There it is. Doodale. No, he's taking notes. I think go.

SPEAKER_06 48:05

During all the women I've made outlets. It's recorded. And I'm too sober for this shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

Oh man, anybody got offered to be an asshole for nothing friendly.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Every drink, the eyes go farther apart.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

You really prevent me from getting that daggery all the way home.

SPEAKER_05 48:28

Well, I sh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

Anyway. But I'm doing a civic service.

SPEAKER_05 48:32

We're doing the right thing.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

At least, I mean, I've made out with at least five chicks, I think. So I mean, yeah, boobs are fucking fun. My point was, isn't this shit ridiculous that we have to supposedly call it chest feeding now, or we're non-inclusive?

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Can we call them chesticles? Is this a is this according to this is this is I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 48:52

Where are you reading? The internet.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Okay, but where on the internet? Because as they as the wise and sage Abraham Lincoln once said, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

SPEAKER_06 49:02

I don't think he said that.

SPEAKER_02 49:04

Well shit, I read it on the internet.

SPEAKER_05 49:05

That is a blurb. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:07

That is that is a blurb. That is a blurb.

SPEAKER_01 49:12

Some it's a sum. I don't know who some is.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

I'm looking at a picture of the man's head.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Some move to change breast milk to chest or human milk in an effort to be more inclusive.

SPEAKER_05 49:25

That word, did y'all catch that? That that that uh objectifier the the word, because there's a word there that threw that whole thing off. Says some that exactly. That's how it starts. Some so you got two people in a room that are fucking high as shit, and they're like, I don't want to call them breasts anymore.

SPEAKER_01 49:42

Were midwives encouraged to say chest feeding? A maternity department to at a UK hospital announced in February. It feels an unnatural.

SPEAKER_05 49:53

Yeah, man. It's just really ruined. Men can't fucking breastfeed.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

I'm sorry. It's not chest feeding.

SPEAKER_05 49:58

You could try. I mean, it's more like a power.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

I'm just saying, like, if I'm the mom for some discharge, you can try to latch onto your tit as a bow because that's not gonna happen. It's uncomfortable. Don't do it.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

Be around like a kid who, like an infant who was who wants who wants to latch onto something. It wasn't intentional, fucking kids. Kids are like that.

SPEAKER_05 50:18

Well, since we're gonna go ahead and circle the drain with it, I'm gonna be the one that says it. He already said if you got the big black thing in front of you.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

I'm not putting a dick there.

SPEAKER_05 50:26

Let alone a black because you went the wrong way with that, but good for you.

SPEAKER_01 50:30

Pregnant people and chest feeding. That's what they're encouraging them to say. Pregnant people, so it's not pregnant women.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

The dude isn't pregnant. He did the fucking thing. He dropped it. I know the package, dropped it off, and fucking got back in the truck and went home. He's like, Do you piss one?

SPEAKER_05 50:48

I'm gonna give a Bobo line.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

I'm just just knocking on the door and run, huh? No, it's a Bobo line. He came in, he came in the doorway at least.

SPEAKER_05 50:56

I'm done. Fuck this shit. I'm done. Fuck this shit. I'm quitting my job. I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

I'm done. If we could have kept on with the threesome, that would have been one. Yeah, he was interested.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

We already know I can't draw a dick. A dick. He tried really hard.

SPEAKER_01 51:12

No. But never mind. I'm not a drawer.

SPEAKER_03 51:15

Do you need lessons from my daughter?

SPEAKER_05 51:18

On how to draw a dick? I was gonna say that's that was a parallel one. So I went two places with that and neither of them good. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:28

She's notorious for drawing dick dick tits. Tits are great.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

It's called breastfeeding. That's the end of my soapbox.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

Well, that's not even a soapbox. I think the some people is like four or four people. Who are they trying to include in this? Do you know what you did, Bobby?

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Trans people.

SPEAKER_05 51:41

You know what you did, Bobby?

SPEAKER_01 51:42

What did I do?

SPEAKER_05 51:42

You just did to a small portion of our constituents listening. You just edged them. And that makes you a fucked art.

Threesome Story Edging And Wrap Up

SPEAKER_02 51:51

Wait, edging? Do you know what edging is? Whatever it is, it's not what you just said. Okay. Enlighten me. Edging is when you is when somebody provides manual or oral or whatever simulation to the phallus, a dick. Right. To the point nearing climax.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

And then give some blue balls.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

No. You just keep it going. Edging is you keep going. You keep going, you keep going. You're almost there, and then you're like, well, roll back. Don't fucking don't fucking bust out.

SPEAKER_05 52:22

She started talking about her her fucking girl on girl action and then let it go.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

Started in again. Okay, so let it go. The context of what where that connection was in your head didn't match anywhere else because you skipped over what's going on. It's called editing magic, fucker. Well, we're gonna have to edit.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

It's gonna be a lot of editing regardless.

SPEAKER_05 52:45

Oh, well, that's fucking sad. This is blurbed tastic. What's the breastfeeding? No, the breastfeeding might stay.

SPEAKER_03 52:51

We'll probably gotta come to that. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

You can't say that. Chest feeding.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

Fuck that. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 53:01

Doom doom doom.

SPEAKER_01 53:03

It's not plural.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

You said you've been with multiple women. I said. She's been out with five. So she wrote really into that Katy Perry song.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

She's counting. She kissed a girl and she liked it. Please insert here.

SPEAKER_01 53:16

Damn. Am I not? Don't forget Khili. So it's a scissor. There's no way it's only. We tried.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Alright, there's a word for that. There's a word for that.

SPEAKER_05 53:25

We were fucking serious. You need to shut the fuck up. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:31

She's busy here. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're talking labia to labia action. Oh man, I go. Yeah, it was like a couple.

SPEAKER_01 53:39

I don't really from what I remember. I mean, there was a lot of vodka involved. That's all it takes? A lot. Yeah, I don't I don't drink vodka very often. Um maybe not. Anyway, I don't remember that being one of the things that felt good. No. I don't think it works. I personally don't think it works. So what did? I'm gonna be as red as this fucking microphone cord before it's over.

SPEAKER_02 54:09

Who started this? You're red as a dog's dick.

SPEAKER_04 54:11

Oh, that's fucking bad. No, that's not Raspberry. We're not gonna get back. That's like a pig ring. We're not gonna get back into fucking Chad's cosmetic line. Hey, why not, dude?

SPEAKER_05 54:22

Because I think you put that on the floor ages ago. I think yeah, Chad's cosmetic line went to my. It's a lip gloss.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

Would have been great for the summer. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

It's just it's a lively movie. Okay, well, it's a vibrant day. Okay, so we just the same shit that works for everybody.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

Tongues, digits, and dicks. Talk to me like I'm a retard. Fucking hell.

SPEAKER_06 54:50

Tongues and dicks. I'm fucking done. Are you okay?